in which famous books become bad fanfiction puns..

[pavarian]

so A and I were talking the other day about this homin fic he was working on, and I was attempting to help him brainstorm. It was a fic where changmin works in this old bookstore, and yunho walks in one day... Naturally, put two homin fans, already high from all those hawwwt yunho pics, together, and you get some pretty amazing stuff. Also note that dearest A is AT WORK. =_=. Putting up excerpts of the chat here primarily because PL said 'do share'.  XDXDXD

me: i love your jaejoong and min! pretty much spot on! I can't wait for yoochun the grease and yunho the _____ to appear.
A: Prince. Yunho the Prince.
me: REALLY?? Like the types from Macedonia?
A: no lah, not really, but something similar. Do they not wear clothes in Macedonia? That will be nice...
me: ... what.
A: ^^;;;;
me: i can only think of nude beaches (are there any in Macedonia?). Otherwise i'm pretty sure princes tend to be very fully clothed.
A: I think min will die of nosebleed if yunho walked into his shop in a loincloth.
me: D= Sorry i think I will die laughing. ROTFLMAO
A: yeah it's hilarious omg. I'm laughing away at my comp. No lah. After some thought i think Yunho is better in nice clothes. Undressing him is half the charm...
me: *nods* it's what's unsaid that is better ^_~
A: XDXD Okay i shall try not to write smut for this fic. make it chaste. haha.
me: ... D= smut. PLEASE. ONEGAISHIMASU!!!!! you're such a tease >.<

... (and this is when it really takes a turn for the worse):

me: corner of dusty book library smut!!!!! (in an attempt to get A's smutty literary skill working so i get my omake)
A: Yeah i have already thought of it omg.
me: changmin pushes yunho into the shelf, yunho moans loudly, etc etc, stuff happens in the history section. XD
A: D=
me: then as changmin is doing stuff, he quotes book titles, because it is sexy. like, 'murder on the orient express'. *nips ear*
A: omg that's so kinky. you are terrible XDXD
me: 'interview with the vampire'! 'war and peace'! (min totally has to top for this XD)
A: haha this has potential for so much cheesiness
me: yes but done right, so hot!!! XDXDXD

...(and this is when i get the brainwave)

me: LORD OF THE RINGS. THE TWO TOWERS. D=  
me: okay. help. i'm getting all these bad baaad innuendos. all your fault. now i cannot see the title 'Two Towers' without thinking of homin smut. We should totally write a cracktastic omake on this one day.
A: hahaha. Clash of the Titans. lol the possibilities are endless.
me: pride and prejudice...
A: Up In The Air
me: omg good one XD  hmm...  The Tipping Point.
me: Push: A Novel
A: haha there are some bad puns about alice going down the rabbit hole and into wonderland. and becoming bigger and smaller. "Off with (her) head!"
me: omg you're terrible. The Dark Materials Trilogy - The Subtle Knife.
A: apparently william butler yeats has a book titled The Second Coming.

... thereafter we finally ran out of book titles and incredibly bad/cheesy imagery XDXDXD but there you go PL, you asked for it XDXDXD My personal favourite is still The Two Towers. XDXDXD